Team-building Excursion Pillows

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This position has become very important to the company."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Welcome to the Team

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Teamwork!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Teamwork

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'