Team Building Day Pillows

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

Teamwork

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Love thy Neighbour.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'This was in the suggestion box with your name on it. The good news is the employees are starting to communicate.'

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

Flooded offices agenda

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"There, there. You're not really fired. I just needed to flex my management muscles."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

'That's the office joker.'

"'Stress management'? I thought the course was about 'delegation'."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."