Team Brainstorming Session Pillows

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

' A good idea '

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The meeting will come to order."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Bright idea

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

Creative department

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Worry tank

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Blue sky thinking

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Teamwork

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'