Team Activities T-Shirts

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

'Your resume says, 'only you can prevent forest fires.' Listen, pal... we work as a team here.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Corporate thinking.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Hooked on spares....

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"The meeting will come to order."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

The trauma of losing.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Raheem Sterling

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."