Teaching Kids Healthy Habits Prints

"Thank you for this broccoli which you have provided, Lord, and no hard feelings."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Olive Oil

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

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"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

We only give him smartwater.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Children playing in the street

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

'How's the diet coming?'