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Teachers Mugs
Discover quirky and heartfelt mugs celebrating teachers' dedication and wit. Perfect for starting their day with a smile—these mugs make an endearing gift for educators who love a bit of humor.
A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.
Information booth and what to do with it.
"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."
"I wouldn't worry about his communication skills...grunting is quite normal at his age."
"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."
"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."
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"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"
'Interesting ambition, Freddie. And what will you be if large corporations are no longer hiring rogue accountants?'
'Our new teacher's very ignorant. . .She's always asking questions.'
Deconstructing Lunch
'I know school doesn't start for another week, but any chance I could just drop them off now?'
'There's a renewable source the government should use.'
'My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take interest in anything.'
Four Types of Test-Takers...
"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."
Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.
"I've finished my homework for the next seven years!"
The Evolution Of Man.
"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."
"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."
'How was school today?', 'Too much information!'
'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'
'Next, we'll be learning about delegating ulcers.'
'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'
'Whatever happened to students taking good notes in class?'
Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'
'You didn't play 'Baby Einstein' tapes while Tyler was In Utero?'
'I'm encouraging him to read.'
"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Mt. Rushmore with facemasks
"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."
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