Teacher's Pet Admirer Mugs

"Gracie can't wait for school to start."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Home Schooling'

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Math Teacher

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'Think Basics.'

Did You Miss Me?

"She's a weiner cat."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Final Exams Today

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Teacher's Lounge

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."