Teacher's Birthday Prints

Math Teacher

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I sent out for everything.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Young Frankenstein"

Tartine

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.