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'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'I feel like a boxer. Every time I hear the bell ring, I come out fighting for the students' attention.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

Come dine with me!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Larry's used art

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."