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'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'I feel like a boxer. Every time I hear the bell ring, I come out fighting for the students' attention.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

Where your mind & battle are los

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

Come dine with me!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Larry's used art

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

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