Tea Sipper Mugs

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"I have fewer distractions here."

"Wall Street Journal"

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

'You've Had Enough.'

'She gets a little paranoid when someone sits too close to her kittens!'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Tea and vitamins.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'There's nothing social in Social Security, all I can afford to do is stay home.'

Best. Gran. Ever.

A woman types with her feet while drinking tea.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

City Boy.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

The last song before the party exploded.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

All-Day Breakfast

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."