Tea Devotee Mugs

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'You're dead on time for drinks-I didn't realise our whistling kettle was THAT loud!'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'A Stewardess's Cupboard.' On a shelf are a Jar of COFFEE, a tin of TEA, and a box of ME.

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

"I don't think the Pandora Papers leaked any information about the £12.50 you've hidden in the tea caddy!"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Happy Hour

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Why markets crash.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

The Leafs win the Cup!

Teapot

1930's Lady.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"