Taxonomist Mugs

Find a humorous or thoughtful mug perfect for a taxonomist’s morning routine. Our collection features designs that celebrate their love of classification and the natural world, making coffee breaks more fun.

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"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee." mockup

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

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Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic mockup

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

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"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'." mockup

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

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"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin." mockup

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

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'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!' mockup

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

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Wildlife

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'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!' mockup

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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Plant Lady

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'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.' mockup

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

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Plants Cheer as They Get Watered. mockup

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics." mockup

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

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Horti-Culture

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Rose Garden

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Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!' mockup

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.' mockup

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

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"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine." mockup

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?' mockup

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

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Botany Baby!

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"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!" mockup

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

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Painting taking root...

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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

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'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!' mockup

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

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Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant. mockup

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

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Caterpillar Portrait

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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

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"The invention of taxidermy."

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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