Taxi Driver Mugs

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Taxicab security.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Hello? I need a cab. I'm at a place called...um...looks like RAB or something.'

Taxi driver says to long-suffering passenger: 'If times get any harder, I'll have to start charging for my witty and perceptive opinions on various topical issues of the day.'

"Hey! That was my stop back there!"

Taxi - I love going home

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

London cab sign: 'Thank you for not asking to go across the river.'

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Taxi cab security gate

"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

"I was hoping to find a driverless taxi." "Would you feel better if I told you I didn't have a drivers license?

'Follow that car! Nah, I'm just kidding. . . that would be ridiculous.'

'And you thought buying a used car from a taxi company was a good idea!'

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

YOU ARE LOST.

'Fascist!' (Taxi driver mistakes a fare waving him down for a Nazi salute)

'Hello, Robotaxi Cab Company?! I think one of your drivers has a screw loose!!!'

Rip-off Cabbie

'The wilderness -- and step on it!'

'Oh great, now I'm carsick again... Man, did I ever get into the exact wrong line of work.'

What it's like to drive a boring car.

Traffic Sign

Accountant with Meter

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Rome Welcomes Lunatic Drivers!

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!