Taxation Enthusiast Mugs

'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'You can keep the payroll -- I just want the payroll deductions!'

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'I'm having trouble supporting a wife and a government on the same salary.'

Tax inspector: 'You didn't imagine you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'What came first - tax and spend or spend and tax?'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'We would have a lot more to spend if you didn't waste so much on tax.'

"Have a seat here under the cloud of suspicion."

Mistake with the IRS.

'According to Government budget figures, 'Tax Freedom Day' this year will take place on February 11th of next year.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

We heard your ship had come in and we're here to dock it.

I heard the Inland Revenue were trying to improve their image.

"It's our 1040 form."

I.R.S. - 'sorry, we're open'.

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

'Receipts? We don't need no stinking receipts.'

"I don't think your individual efforts to boost the state coffers will stop the legislature from raising taxes on liquor."

"The fact your job involves virtual reality doesn't mean you can pay your taxes with virtual money."

Welcome to the New IRS

Man with a briefcase marked Internal Revenue waits near door marked Internal Medicine.

New Cars.

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

"Why can't I deduct my restaurant bills as medical expenses? If I didn't eat, I'd get sick."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Death to man: 'It's time to pay Inheritance Tax.'

Tax Preparer of the Democratic Party.