Tax Whimsy Seeker Pillows

'No, there are no concessions for senior citizens.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'The financial advisor is here.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'