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"What a coincidence. I did my own taxes too."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Department of Dot Connection

Tax - Random Audit

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'This administration is getting desperate. Now they say I owe taxes on the gains from my practice account.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

Blackhole Research.

Economic Experts

Julian Assange

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

Internet Sales Tax

Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Three people hypnotised by a self-hypnosis book.

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'