Tax Tussler Mugs

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

IRS tax instructions.

"This is not good at all!"

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

Tax - Random Audit

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

Rich react to higher taxes.

tax rises...

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"Inland Revenue office. 'Excuse my maths won't you?'"

Economic Experts

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

Internet Sales Tax

Man with no username.

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'