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Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.

'It says that the slowdown in the rise of tax increases is lagging behind, whatever that means.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

School trip little porters.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."