Tax Talk Enthusiasts Pillows

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

Where tax money goes...

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Footing The Bill

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

Stimulus bust