Tax Surrealist Mugs

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

Little Taxes.

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...

'Is capital punishment the same as wealth tax?'

"You can't hide from us!"

Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'

''Tax Loopholes for the Rich and Famous' was filmed before a live audience of IRS auditors.'

Coudl I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax!

VAT "Don't worry about him he's just here to deal with late payers."

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

Anti-Tax president

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

"Oh, we're not invading or anything, we're just looking for a tax shelter"

'Relax, it isn't paranoia. You IRS people are truly hated.'

Notice: It doesn't matter what Cliven Bundy Says. You still have to pay taxes!

'After years of cheating on his tax, Andrew is finally hit by a Tax-Slug...'

"Don't worry son, there are no such things as vampires, wish I could say the same about Gordon Brown..."

'This should be interesting.'

'Dunpayingcouciltax'