Tax Season Tactical Prints

"Boo ya! Suck it, tax day!"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Your repayments start now!"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"