Tax-savvy Pet Owners Prints

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"Good boy."

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

IRS, 'I can grant you an extension, but it's going to COST you.'

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

IRS, 'Nice try, but you can't deduct your bartender as your 'drinking consultant.''

'It's happened ... the tax free municipal bonds are now heavily taxed.'

'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'

'Your tax return is okay. I just couldn't believe you teachers made so little for so much work.'

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Our computer indicates your return is a web of deception, a tissue of lies and a document of deceit—in considerably less colorful language, of course."

IRS: 'Instead of 'income tax', let's call it 'revenue displacment.'

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

Voodoo fish.

Cat shot from mouse hole.

'Have there been any changes in your diet, lifestyle, tax loopholes?'

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

The recession was starting to affect everyone.

'It's a hand-me-down.'

Two Doors Reading 'Lottery' and 'IRS'.

"It's from the I.R.S. - they saw your income and sent you a sympathy card."

Fire at the Petshop

"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

'Cats are very independent.'