Tax Saver Mugs

"Bigger isn't always better. Unless we're talking deductions."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Investing your savings

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Roasting the Moneybox

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

Saving for College.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'