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'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Have a seat here under the cloud of suspicion."

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

"Something just didn't add up."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Sometimes I think they hired me just to take the blame."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Iraq and the road ahead...

'...Or not.'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Map to the Cubicles $5.00

Life Tetris

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

The European Bailout

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

Insufficient Postage

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

UK Economy

'Dollar'

'This search fee seems very high.'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'