Tax Protester T-Shirts

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'The Fools! One word from me and they go rushing off to the petrol pumps! Bringing in an extra £32 million in lovely tax!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Do Not Resuscitate

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"I brought cocoa."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Tempest in a Teapot

Local food for local consumption

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The Child and the Tank

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Footing The Bill

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

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