Tax Protester T-Shirts

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'The Fools! One word from me and they go rushing off to the petrol pumps! Bringing in an extra £32 million in lovely tax!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Do Not Resuscitate

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"I brought cocoa."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Local food for local consumption

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The Child and the Tank

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Footing The Bill

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'