Tax Hack Seeker Prints

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

Panama Papers Scandal

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"