'It's that time of year: we either print yet another tax form or release a greatest hits package.'
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The transparent safe box of Panama
'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'
Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!
'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'
Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.
"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."
"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"
'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'
'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'
'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'
'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'
'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'
'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'
"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"
"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."
'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'
First and last day as census taker...
"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"
'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'
"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"
A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition
The Accountant Husband
Carrier Pigeons
"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."
I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.
irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'
'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'
"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"
"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."
"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."
"It's about all the treasure laid up here."
'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'
The 12 Days of Covidmas
IRS Taking Candy From A Baby
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