Tax Evader Prints

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'First of all, sir, do you have your blood pressure medication with you?'

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

Infernal Revenue Service

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Little Taxes.

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"