Tax Debate Follower Pillows

Tea Party throws the baby out with the bathwater

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

Tariff Wars

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Where tax money goes...

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Trump Tower

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Pandora Papers

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Simplified Tax Plans

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Be Careful What You Promise

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

'Oh, let it go - there's not going to be a sex tax.'

'Before we start, Senator, what's you stand on health care and taxing the wealthy?'

"I'm a little proud of that! For the third time in a row our company was tax evader of the year!"

New taxes lead to economic disaster

Internet sales tax

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

"I'm watching the presidential debate."

Welcome to the Race to the Bottom

'Your taxes will be raised!'

'He said that the property had gone up so much in value that the living room, kitchen and bathroom belongs to them!'

"By all means, don't limit yourself to only one Tuesday a year..."

"I sided with the president on his tax cuts, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

'Right, Rushkins! Start drawing up plans for a Horse Road Tax'.