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'Before we start, Senator, what's you stand on health care and taxing the wealthy?'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Where tax money goes...

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Yellow Vests

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

Simplified Tax Plans

World Cop.

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

"No more stress!"

The Elephant in the Corner.

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

Economic Experts

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

School of Voodoo Economics

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

"I'm a little proud of that! For the third time in a row our company was tax evader of the year!"

'Oh, let it go - there's not going to be a sex tax.'

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

"A bed tax for visitors is just a first step. To further stimulate tourism to the UK after Brexit, we'll charge you for leaving, the UK, e-mailing the UK, writing to the UK, calling the UK and finally, avoiding the UK altogether."

Internet sales tax

New taxes lead to economic disaster

File, Henry, before the mob arrives.

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