Tax-comic Enthusiast Gifts

'I have trouble sleeping worrying about the alternative minimum tax.'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

Ancient Greece. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Socrates clearly lived in a time before IRS audits.

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'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

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"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"