Tax Code Untangler Prints

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

unravelling your mind

Tax - Random Audit

Man in Analysis

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

"But how can my taxes exceed my income?"

UN agreements.

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"My specialty is tangled webs."

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

Internet Sales Tax

'I tried forgetting about life's little stresses and I got busted for tax evasion.'

'Well, the joke's on you -- I don't HAVE $873.91.'

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Revenue Canada gift shop.