Tavern Fan Prints

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Meryl Streep

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"You look good for your age."

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Flower Duet

Clockwork Doll

Countess

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.