Tavern Fan Prints

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"You look good for your age."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Horse eating hat.

Countess

Clockwork Doll

Flower Duet