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'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'

"I keep getting pins and needles in my arms."

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Come back when you have a girlfriend with a shorter name"

'The procedure is not covered by insurance. A drug company has agreed to subsidize the cost if you agree to have their logo and a small ad tattooed on your arm.'

Man having red cross tattooed on his back.

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"Anything that suggests corporate banking."

"Now everyone will know where you're from, Egghead!"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Told you that tattoo was tempting fate.'

'Uh-huh...yep, got that. '27 lock street, around 8:30.''

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"I realise it's not quite the prestigious city centre...but on a positive note Mr Dreadly has agreed to leave most of his tattooing equipment...."

Health and Safety.

'Body art shop - nose studs, genital rings, kneecaps drilled'

'How's the eagle coming along?'

"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

'Man, I worked hard on those tattoos.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

'You really love medical college, eh?' (body parts tattooed on man's torso).

'When I said children should be seen and not heard, I wasn't giving you permission to get tattoos.'

"No need to remove your pants. I think I've seen enough of your resume."

"Hey Darren, so I see hat you finally got those awful tattoos removed huh?"

Tattoos & super powers removed

Trees tattoo

"I was just a kid when I got this one."

"Prison had changed you, Mom."

A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."