Tattoo Trendsetter Mugs

'Psst...check out the freak.'

"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

Tatoos for Seniors.

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

COVID-19 Tattoo

The Coffee Tattoo

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

Guaranteed to make your friends say 'Cool' - your Mother cry and your Father get obscene.

'Swop shirts? Mine's not a shirt - it's a tattoo!'

Football Tattoo.

Taboo Parlor Tattoo Parlor

"I love being a non-conformist."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Tattoos sagging with time

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Balloon tattoos