Tattoo Storyteller Mugs

'Psst...check out the freak.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Quick Spring Fling

Balloon tattoos

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Maternity tattoos

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.