Tattoo Storyteller Mugs

'Psst...check out the freak.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Punk Reindeer

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Balloon tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Quick Spring Fling

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"