Tattoo Reluctant Gifts

Tattoos: 'No thanks! I'll stick to T - shirts, they're less permanent.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

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The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Balloon tattoos

Quick Spring Fling

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'