Tattoo Philosopher T-Shirts

I think getting a tattoo is a mistake. . .stop.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

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“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Balloon tattoos

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Quick Spring Fling

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'