Tater Tot Enthusiast Pillows

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Highland Piper.

'YAY! PATE!'

The Scottish Lawn

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

They're Brazillian!

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

Aways read the small print.

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Scottish Birthday

Pete had found his home planet.

Scottish Baby

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Cheesedip City

Scottish Independence

"Just a heads-up...trying to bribe her with cafeteria tater tots doesn't work."

Four men in kilts.

'That stencil kit we gave her was a great Birthday present!'