Tater Tot Enthusiast Pillows

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Highland Piper.

'YAY! PATE!'

The Scottish Lawn

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

They're Brazillian!

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

Aways read the small print.

Scottish Birthday

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Pete had found his home planet.

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Scottish Baby

Scottish Independence

Cheesedip City

Four men in kilts.

"Just a heads-up...trying to bribe her with cafeteria tater tots doesn't work."

"I've observed that on several occasions, when given the opportunity to assist a struggling co-worker, you instead chose merely to 'pity the fool'."