Tasting Party Planner Pillows

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Punt Cake

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.

Balloon drip.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'