Tasteful Toads Pillows

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'After you with the camouflage.'

Guy Fieri

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

"How's the soya, dear?"

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

"That's my lunch."

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

Tortilla factory.

Frog: 'Soup of the day, with extra flies please!'

An exterminator waits in line at a restaurant

"And what's your problem?"