Taste Trailblazer Prints

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

How to sell healthy food...

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"Don't even think about it."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Bear Signpost.