Taste Adventure Pillows

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

Mixed marriage: food fight

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

"This smells really funny. Is that going to be a problem for you?"

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"This is cold. I specifically ordered the Warm and Fuzzy."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."