Taskmaster Aficionado Mugs

"Why is Dad so old fashioned?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Monday around 9PM.

Never ending to do list

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Beesy schedule.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"I'd rather be at the office."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Keep your shape at the back...."