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"I'll be home late I stapled then collated when I was supposed to collate then staple."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Monday around 9PM.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Office of quality assurance"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

Bring It On!

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958