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"I'll be home late I stapled then collated when I was supposed to collate then staple."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Monday around 9PM.

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Office of quality assurance"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Bring It On!

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

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