Task Efficiency Enthusiast Mugs

Everyone thinks they can do it

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Late/Too Late.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Risky, but I like it!'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."