Tarot Prints

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

fortune teller and credit card.

Tarot Cards for Chickens

Dave began to doubt Madam Zola's authenticity as a tarot reader.

Carrot reading.

The Inner Dog.

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"As a psychic, I strongly believe in your ability to change your future path."

'What do I get for £1?'

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Clairvoyants' greetings cards

'This card tells me you're a gullible young woman.' 'You're good! That's exactly what I am.'

Fortune Teller.

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'You'll do a lot of fishing but won't catch anything.'

"That tarot reader was right about me finding THE ONE this year."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Domestic Tarot

Domestic Tarot: The Hanged Man

'I don't like to take chances.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Ill next Thursday

Fricka arrives.

Destination casinos...

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Nostradamus.

Monster Horrorscopes