Tarot Tribe Mugs

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Ill next Thursday

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The Inner Dog.

Nostradamus.

Monster Horrorscopes

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Hog Futures

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

Developing the boomerang.

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

I just knew this would be dull.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

fortune teller and credit card.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

Fortune Teller.

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

Have Your Cards Read Here

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."