Tariff Troubleshooter T-Shirts

New US tariffs...

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

Spilled Milk

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

"Tariff war"

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Out of toner."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

"Kick the machine"

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

"Could I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax."

Uncle Sam.

'Politicians are going too far!'

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"Tariff wars"

'One day, this plant will have roots strong enough to lift up the rock. So, calm down and be patient.' (Sign reads 'Will work for food')