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Graduation Day At Skeet Shooting School

"I'm waiting fro him to draw first."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

Football.

'What a control freak!'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"I try to get a head start on them."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

Stun-gun target practice.

"Next!"

Arsene Wenger

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

A group of hunters.

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.